🗞️ Chronicles of Misrule:
Bedfellows & Blackouts
Filed from the Department of You Can’t Make This Up
Because in the year 2025, irony is not just dead — it’s been buried in a shallow grave, exhumed, and repurposed as White House décor.
A senior Trump official who helped dismantle the U.S. government’s Russian disinformation unit — yes, the very group meant to monitor and counter Kremlin propaganda — turns out to be married to a woman with verifiable links to the Kremlin.
This is not “found footage.” This is not a paranoid screenplay abandoned on the cutting room floor of The Manchurian Candidate. This is the current federal government, where compromise is policy, collusion is coincidence, and vetting means asking if someone has ever donated to Trump Media.
We are, once again, neck-deep in the slurry of a kleptocratic revival tent, where the motto is:
If you can't beat foreign influence, marry into it.
So here we are:
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The disinfo unit? Disbanded.
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Russian influence? Married, bedded, and possibly promoted.
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Security concerns? Laughed out of the Situation Room in between Truth Social posts.
What’s next? The Director of Border Security caught running a coyotes-for-crypto scheme? Oh wait… give it a week.
📌 Tags: Kremlin Kink, National Insecurity, Collusion Carnival
📣 Do call your Congressman. They might be honeymooning in Sochi.
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