The 100 Days of Ruin
An Illustrated Chronicle of Collapse
It is with exhausted hand and heavy heart that we present this chronicle of the Hundred Days since the Second Coronation of Donald John Trump, Mad King of Mar-a-Lago, Self-Anointed Emperor of the Absurd, and Chief Profiteer of a Once-Great Republic. By chronicle, we don't presume a straight timeline, for none would make sense in the whiplash inducing chaos that has unfolded since January 20, 2025.
What follows is not satire. We wish it were.
It is a semi-faithful record of folly, avarice, cowardice, and collapse.
May posterity forgive us for failing to arrest the madness sooner.
Chapters
- Publisher’s Foreword
- Chapter I: The Coronation
- Chapter II: The Tarantella of Tariffs
- Chapter III: Death from Above and Below
- Chapter IV: The Fall of Defense — Signalgate
- Chapter V: Diplomacy Undone
- Interlude: The Passing of the Pope
- Chapter VI: The Fall of Governance
- Afterword: The Splash Was Only the Beginning
“The republic was not toppled. It was sold for parts, broken for spite, and abandoned by fools.”
Proceed with Caution...
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